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Monique Marvez Hispanic Comedian Corporate Reel

February 18, 2012 By avillanueva 2 Comments

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Blondie – Suzy & Jeffrey

February 18, 2012 By avillanueva 24 Comments

Suzy & Jeffrey By Blondie From The 1980 Album Autoamerican :]

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Mexican Casinos – Comedy Time

February 18, 2012 By avillanueva 25 Comments

George Perez describes the ins and outs of a Mexican Casino.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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Deltron 3030 – Madness

February 16, 2012 By avillanueva 24 Comments

In the year three thousand and thirty everybody wants to be an MC In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to be a DJ In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to be a producer In the year three thousand and thirty everybody want to tell ya the meaning of the music I must appeal to you people with your faculties Cuz everybody else is gonna laugh at me People try to get over and take a crack at me The universe is one and I can see what rap can be glorious Put in the Smithsonium my podiums for holy hymns But you see whos controlling them Fuck myself off cuz of the egotistical mode I’m in No I can’t slap you no five When you and your cutty is talkin shit about me outside People take pride in what they have no hand in Sorta like a phantom holographic handsome But deep inside he wants to do what his man done Just because his peers jeer and and clown When your six foot deep no one hears you now They say were not compatible like deers and cows and owls So many rules and regulations say you’re not allowed I’m caught in the grip of the city.. Madness [x4] If I had to describe the way I survive its like vice squeezin The reason I’m black and still breathin Heathens will breed heathens so Everybody’s suspect I must check your ID Cuz you lookin sheisty you might be intelligence Someone that Del’s against Opposite or positive When I drop the law against nature be faithful Why should I hate you we ain’t that different We may act differen’t in some ways But we …
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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EARL PITTS Exposes Federal Immigration Law HYPOCRISY !!

February 15, 2012 By avillanueva 13 Comments

You know what makes me sick You know what makes me so mad I just wanna hire the roadrunner to catch Speedy Gonzalez and send him back to MexicoI have had it up to here with all this hand-ringin’ and thumb-suckin’ goin’ on about Arizona crackin’ down on illegal aliens. I mean, first off, them dope smokin Prius driven ACLU types they’re whinin’ “Arizon’s makin’ it a crime to be an illegal alien” and I’m thinkin’ “am I missin’ sumthin?” Wait a minute, it gits even stranger We got people comin’ outta the woodwork tryin’ to boycott Arizona SO, you know who’s gonna boycott Arizona? Illegal Aliens! Yeah Yeah, they said they’re gonna move somewhere where being illegal is legal. And again, I’m obviously missing something here I mean honest to goodness, watching this is like watching midget wrasslin’ I don’t know who’s who, but it does pass the time So here’s the argument, if you’re illegal, being asked for your papers is degrading It smacks the dignity outta yer civilized society and it makes yer illegals feel less than human. Now if you want to know how that feels, you ask any American who ever tried to get on a plane Yeah you feel DEGRADED! First off 5 different losers gotta look at yer drivers license, take off yer shoes, pat ya down, strip search ya, check out yer ying yang on a giant Xray machine, and then they MIGHT do a cavity search, and I don’t mean lookin’ at yer teeth. And heaven help you if you’ve got 4 ounces of shampoo on you. Next thing you know, yer bunkin’ with …
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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Illigal Street Race Ends in Head on Colision spoof

February 14, 2012 By avillanueva Leave a Comment

Illigal Street Race Ends in Head on Colision. Make sure you get car insurance cheap pay money government.
Video Rating: 2 / 5

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February 12, 2012 By avillanueva Leave a Comment

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Video Rating: 0 / 5

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Classified – Up All Night (With Lyrics)

February 11, 2012 By avillanueva 20 Comments

Classified – Up All Night Self Explanatory Track 4 of 22 [Intro - Classified - talking] (I’ve been up all night) Yeah (whoaaaa) Mic check, one, two (whoaaaa) (I’ve been up all night) I go by the name of Classified (whoaaa-ohh-ohh-oh) If you don’t know who I am, listen (whoaaaa) [Verse 1 - Classified] Uh, I was born on December 13th (ha) At 3:23 by Michael and Kathy (whoaaaa) (yeah) An ordinary child named after my grandpa Donald Luke Boyd, yeah the guy with the sampler (whoaaaa) “Hi, how you doin? Have we been introduced?” (ha) I’m the guy you thought would never make it in the group (whoaaaa) (nope) But I’ve been overcomin obstacles since I was two When my hearing was an issue and they filled my ears with tubes (whoaaaa) I never talked ’til I was three years old Then I had a speech impediment that kept me in the cold (whoaaaa) Talkin with a lisp, I guess somethin like this (this) Now I talk for a living, funny how life gets (whoaaaa) I never drank or smoked weed in high school, I was a late bloomer For me personally puberty could of came sooner (whoaaaa) I always seemed to be a couple years behind But I’m comin to believe that everybody has a time (whoaaaa) [Chorus - Classified] – w/ ad libs (I’ve been up all night) Yeah, writin to the beat, tryin not to fall asleep (And I know I’m gon’ get things right) Tell the story of my life in the middle of the night (I’ve been up all night) Lookin back at how it was, reminiscin growin up (And I’ve tryin look back at what I’ve done …
Video Rating: 5 / 5

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Demo of the free Endless Racing Game for iPhone, 2nd release

February 10, 2012 By avillanueva 2 Comments

Download the game for free on itunes.apple.com NOTE: the new version of the game contains the High Score registration, the Replay Level button if your car crashes, the Sound On/Off button and 5 new levels in addition to the existing ones. The Endless Racing Game is the first multiplayer racing game, where the game action moves from one iPhone to another. Endlessly (or as long as you wish to play). Endless Racing Game has achieved the 1st place in the Racing Games category on the AppStore in 37 countries (among others: Germany, Japan, Russia, Canada, Taiwan, Austria, New Zealand). Endless had the number 1 spot in the Free Games category in 13 countries (such as Russia, Germany, Hungary, Belgium, Saudi Arabia). Features of the Endless Racing Game in the SINGLE-PLAYER mode (you play on the single iPhone): – Use the Gas and Stop buttons to accelerate and to brake. – Steer the car by moving your iPhone to the sides (the game uses the iPhone accelerometer). – Avoid obstacles and enemies on the road. – When you reach the finish within 60 seconds, your car jumps to the next level. And the race goes on. Features of the Endless Racing Game in the MULTIPLAYER mode (you need two iPhones to play): – Connect two iPhones (3GS or 4) via Bluetooth (or two iPods Touch of the 2nd generation). – Drive the car to the finish avoiding obstacles and enemies on the road. – When you reach the finish within 60 seconds, the car jumps from your iPhone to another one. And the race continues on the …

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